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It’s a good thing that Kim Kardashian has a new show on E! titled “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” because it appears that it may be a bit difficult to do so.  The pal of Paris Hilton stars with her extended and blended family on the Ryan Seacrest produced show.  It’s Kourtney and Khloe, half sisters Kendall and Kylie, mom Kris and stepfather Bruce Jenner doodling through life.

Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Part 2, Playboy: Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Many believe that Kim Kardashian doesn’t do enough to have a show that is based on “keeping up with her” as mainly she is famous for who she is friends with (as in Paris) who she dates (New Orleans Saints RB Reggie Bush) and who she sleeps with on film (Brandy’s brother Ray J) or her Playboy shoot.

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Speaking of that second to last last item, there appears to be another tape where Kim is going at it and it is all on film according to a press release from Vivid Entertainment.  The short relases has this, “Vivid can’t take all of the credit from Kim’s success, we can’t let our fans (and Kim’s) know that we’re not finished with her sexy escapades on tape. New footage has emerged and will soon be making its way to KimKSuperstar.com,” said the entertainment company on the release of the second tape. Is it with Ray J?  Some other random guy or gal?  I can hardly keep up.  Wait - maybe Seacrest has something going here. Maybe I should be watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Eva Longoria’s ’sex tape’ is actually a comedy video on Will Farell’s video website FunnyOrDie.com. [Agencies]The Desperate Housewives star revealed the minute-long video which was leaked on the internet this week was staged for actor Will Ferrell’s comedy website FunnyOrDie.com.

Longoria told KIIS FM DJ Ryan Seacrest yesterday: “I’m so amused. It’s so funny. Oh my gosh. I’ve gotten like 100 calls on it saying it’s so hilarious, even my husband thought it was freaking hilarious!

“We’ve got this comedian called Perry Hilton, who does everything that Paris Hilton does. If you go on there, he’s gotten a DUI. He goes out clubbing.

So, they go, ‘We want to do a sex video in that night vision - kind of like the one she did’.”

In the clip, Longoria is seen playing with her hair, jumping on the bed, and sitting on Perry - played by License to Wed actor Eric Christian Olsen - while he does push-ups.

The video has a fake time stamp of February 3 2004, a year before she started dating her now husband Tony Parker.

Longoria insisted she and Parker are “too square” to ever make a real sex tape.

She laughed: “We’ve never made a tape. We’re very square, boring people.”

Borat Sagdiyev (Kazakh and Russian: Борат Сагдиев) is a fictional Kazakh journalist portrayed by British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. He is the eponymous protagonist of the mockumentary Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. Humour is often derived from Borat’s taboo social and cultural viewpoints, deadpan behaviour, repeating phrases, overexaggerated “third-world” status, and physical humour. Borat is very racist and hates all Jews. He also fears the Gypsies. Especially, he says, the ones who suck blood.

Baron Cohen had played an unnamed foreign reporter with identical looks and similar mannerisms as part of BBC Two’s Comedy Nation in the mid-1990s. By the late 1990s he had developed this character into Borat. Borat’s first appearance was on the BBC in 1998,^[1] and by late 2000 Borat was, in his own words, “great success”. 20th Century Fox has stated that a sequel to the popular movie is currently under consideration.^[2][3]

Borat is said to have been born on July 30, 1972 in the fictional village of Kuzcek, Kazakhstan, to Asimbala Sagdiyev and Boltok the town Rapist (who is also stated to be his maternal grandfather). He has a 13-year-old son named Hooeylewis and 12-year-old twin boys, named Biram and Bilak, as well as 17 grandchildren. He has an older sister, Natalya (who he says is the number four and the number two prostitute in Kazakhstan [Borat has said both numbers]) and a younger brother, Bilo who is mentally retarded. It is also revealed that he has two wives as well as a mistress, a girlfriend, and a prostitute with whom he has had affairs on several occasions.

Borat is shown to have been married several times, after first having been betrothed to his half-sister’s plough while in his teens. His first wife, Oxanna, was said in the Borat film to have been raped, violated and killed by a bear while taking his brother Bilo for a walk in the forest. Borat was not negatively affected by this tragedy; he thanks the man who brought him the “good news”, and on the contrary, the movie shows that he celebrated his new-found freedom by pursuing Pamela Anderson and eventually marrying Luenell, an African-American prostitute he met while filming his documentary.

In his fictional, professional life, Borat is a journalist and presenter on Kazakh television. According to various in-character interviews given by Sasha Baron-Cohen, Borat attended Astana University, where he studied English, journalism, and plague research. During this time, he created five new plagues which he says “killed over 5 million goats in Uzbekistan.”^[4] Prior to this he worked as an ice maker, animal sperm retriever, gypsy catcher and the person who removes dead birds from a computer.^[5]

Borat was nominally pagan for most of his life. However, in the film he attends a Pentecostal church service and later converts his village neighbors to Christianity.

Borat greatly admires the political views of Joseph Stalin, saying that both he and Stalin are strong and have powerful “khram” (penis). He is strongly against women’s rights and was especially stunned upon learning of women’s suffrage. In his spare time, he enjoys playing ping pong, sunbathing in a green mankini, disco dancing, spitting, sitting on comfortable chairs, and taking pictures of unsuspecting women while they “make toilet”.

The Kingdom is a 2007 film directed by Peter Berg and starring Jamie Foxx, Chris Cooper, Jennifer Garner, Jason Bateman, Ashraf Barhom, and Ali Suliman. It was co-produced by Academy Award nominated director Michael Mann.

The film is fictional, but inspired by bombings at the Riyadh compound (May 12, 2003) and the Khobar housing complex (June 26, 1996) in the kingdom of Saudi Arabia. The story follows a team of FBI agents who are sent to investigate the bombing of a foreign-workers facility. Screenwriter Matthew Michael Carnahan has summarized the plot: “What would a murder investigation look like on Mars?”^[1]

The film was screened at the Edinburgh International Film Festival as its yearly ‘Surprise Movie’ on 22 August 2007.^[2]

The film has been rated R by the MPAA for “Intense Sequences of Graphic Brutal Violence and Language“. It received ratings of MA15+ in Australia and 15 in the United Kingdom

‘The Departed’ is set in South Boston, where the state police force is waging war on organized crime. Young undercover cop Billy Costigan (Leonardo DiCaprio) is assigned to infiltrate the mob syndicate run by gangland chief Costello (Jack Nicholson). While Billy is quickly gaining Costello’s confidence, Colin Sullivan (Matt Damon), a hardened young criminal who has infiltrated the police department as an informer for the syndicate, is rising to a position of power in the Special Investigation Unit. Each man becomes deeply consumed by his double life, gathering information about the plans and counter-plans of the operations he has penetrated. But when it becomes clear to both the gangsters and the police that there’s a mole in their midst, Billy and Colin are suddenly in danger of being caught and exposed to the enemy – and each must race to uncover the identity of the other man in time to save himself